“Do you know Campbell Soup Co. has not sent me a single can of soup? And I’ve bought every flavour. If you ever run across Mock Turtle, save it for me. It used to be my favourite, but I must have been the only one buying it, because they discontinued it. Soups are like paintings don’t you think? Imagine some smart collector buying up Mock Turtle when it was available and cheap and now selling it for hundreds of dollars a can”